The Trouble With The World Is That

A Woman Is Always Ready To Describe Another Woman As Charming, But Only If The Other Woman Is Not Charming.

America Believes In Education: The Average Professor Earns More Money In A Year Than A Professional Athlete Earns In A Whole Week.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

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Statistics: The Only Science That Enables Different Experts Using The Same Figures To Draw Different Conclusions.