The Stealth Bomber Is Supposed To Be

Today's Ballroom Dances Like The Swim, The Frug, The Chicken And The Monkey Are Really Nervous Disorders Set To Music.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

Golf Is A Hard Game To Figure. One Day You Will Go Out And Slice It And Shank It, Hit Into All The Traps And Miss Every Green. The Next Day You Go Out And, For No Reason At All, You Really Stink.

I've Never Wanted An Oscar, Although They Are Reassuring To An Actor Who Doesn't Know How Really Great He Is.

I See The Beatles Have Arrived From England. They Were 40 Pounds Overweight - And That Was Just Their Hair.