The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester But Make A Jumper Has Got To Be A Genius.

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.