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On The Whole I Woke Up In The Morning And Was Happy To Be Alive.

Ascot Is So Exclusive That It Is The Only Racecourse In The World Where The Horses Own The People.

New York Was The Glamorous Town That You Only See Now In Old Movies And On Broadway Stages. The Sky Was Lit Up With Dancing Neon Signs. It Was Safe To Walk Out In The Streets.

This Is Not An Easy Time For Humorists Because The Government Is Far Funnier Than We Are.

I Don't Know Whether This Is The Best Of Times Or The Worst Of Times, But I Assure You It's The Only Time You've Got. You Can Either Sit On Your Expletive Deleted Or Pick A Daisy.