The Only Time I Commit To Conspiracy

The Quicker We All Realize That We've Been Taught How To Live Life By People That Were Operating On The Momentum Of An Ignorant Past The Quicker We Can Move To A Global Ethic Of Community That Doesn't Value Invented Borders Or The Monopolization Of Natural Resources, But Rather The Goal Of A Happier More Loving Humanity.

The Key To Happiness Doesn't Lay In Numbers In A Bank Account But In The Way We Make Others Feel.

I Read The Things That Scientists Have Figured Out, And Apply What They Say Is Beneficial, But At The End Of The Day I'm The Wrong Person To Get Unchallenged Nutritional Advice From.

Houston People Are Way Cool. They're Smart, They Know How To Have A Good Time, And They Have The Hottest Chicks On The Planet There.

When I First Went Onstage I Even Had A Suit Jacket On With The Sleeves Rolled Up Because That's What I Saw On Tv Or At The Improv That Everybody Did.