The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older

Waiters And Waitresses Are Becoming Nicer And Much More Caring. I Used To Pay My Check, They Would Say "thank You." That's Now Escalated Into "you Care Care Of Yourself, Now." The Other Day I Paid My Check And The Waiter Said, "don't Put Off That Mammogram."

Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom Serial Killers.

It Wasn't That No One Asked Me To The Prom, It Was That No One Would Tell Me Where It Was.

Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.

I Jogged For Three Miles Once. It Was The Worst Three Hours Of My Life.