The Nearest We Can Come To) Perfect

There Are Only Two Qualities In The World: Efficiency And Inefficiency; And Only Two Sorts Of People: The Efficient And The Inefficient.

A Good Reliable Set Of Bowels Is Worth More To A Man Than Any Quantity Of Brains.

When Good-natured People Leave Us We Look Forward With Extra Pleasure To Their Return.

I Don't Never Have Any Trouble In Regulating My Own Conduct, But To Keep Other Folks' Straight Is What Bothers Me.

Reason Often Makes Mistakes, But Conscience Never Does.