The Mole Rat Is The Only Rodent

Housework Is A Treadmill From Futility To Oblivion With Stop-offs At Tedium And Counter Productivity.

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.

Spend At Least One Mother's Day With Your Respective Mothers Before You Decide On Marriage. If A Man Gives His Mother A Gift Certificate For A Flu Shot, Dump Him.

I've Never Vied For Power In The Family Before. Pointing A Box At The Garage Door And Saying "open!" Was Never A Big Deal, But Holding That Television Tuner And Realizing I Alone Control What Is Flashed On The Screen Brings Out The Iacocca In Me.

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