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Great Wealth May Be To Its Owner A Blessing Or A Curse. Alas! I Fear It Is Too Often The Latter. It Hardens The Heart, Blunts The Finer Susceptibilities, And Transforms Into A Fiend What Under More Favourable Circumstances Might Have Been A Human Being.

I Will Never Cease Advising My Friends And Enemies To Read Poetry Before Anything.

During A Long And Varied Career As A Bachelor, Dear Spouse [mock Platform Manner], I Have Noticed That Marriage Is Usually The Death Of Politeness Between A Man And A Woman.

You Probably Think Of The Orchestra As A Heterogeneous Mass Of Instruments Producing A Confused Agreeable Mass Of Sound. You Do Not Listen For Details Because You Have Never Trained Your Ears To Listen To Details.

Falsehood Often Lurks Upon The Tongue Of Him, Who, By Self-praise, Seeks To Enhance His Value In The Eyes Of Others.