The Madmen Seem To Live On Forever,

Yes, I Saw Twilight - My Granddaughter Made Me Watch It, She Said It Was The Greatest Vampire Film Ever. After The 'film' Was Over I Wanted To Smack Her Across Her Head With My Shoe, But I Do Not Want A (tell-all) Book Called Grannie Dearest Written On Me When I Die. So Instead I Gave Her A Dvd Of Murnau's 1922 Masterpiece Nosferatu And Told Her, 'now That's A Vampire Film!' And That Goes For All Of You! Watch Nosferatu Instead!

Looking At Yourself In A Mirror Isn't Exactly A Study Of Life.

I Finally Felt That I Came Into My Own When I Went On The Stage.

Patience Was Not My Strong Point.

I Wish Frank Sinatra Would Just Shut Up And Sing.