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I Used To Play A Narcissistic-conservative Pundit. Now, I'm Just A Narcissist.

The Yankees' Facebook Page Was Hacked. The Hacker Was Immediately Purchased And Signed To A 5 Year Contract With The Yankees.

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If I Had Free Time To Go To Los Angeles To Shoot A Movie, I Would Rather Spend It With My Kids.