The Last Time I Played Golf With

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.

Whenever I Play With Him , I Usually Try To Make It A Foursome - The President, Myself, A Paramedic And A Faith Healer.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

The Best Thing About Growing Older Is That It Takes Such A Long Time.

Laughter Is Therapy-an Instant Vacation.