The Fear Of Health Care Changing Is

If You Listen To A Song And Get An Image In Your Head, And Then You Go Home And Watch Mtv And The Image They're Showing Is The Same As The One In Your Head, Kill Yourself. You're Better Off Coming Back As A Lobster.

I Think The Only Reason You Visit An Apple Store Is Because You Wonder What Life Is Like On Another Planet.

There's No Such Thing As Soy Milk. It's Soy Juice.

These People [the Christians] Watched The Flintstones As If It Were A Documentary.

I Was Broke Until I Was 40. Really Broke. I Could Get By, But I Had Nothing.