The Dog That Will Follow Everbody Ain't

Marrying For Love May Be A Bit Risky, But It Is So Honest That God Can't Help But Smile On It.

Pyrotechnically Considered, [laughing] Is The Fire-works Of The Soul.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

The Thinner The Ice, The More Anxious Is Everyone To See Whether It Will Bear.

Some Folks As They Grow Older Grow Wise But Most Folks Simply Grow Stubborner.