The Best Part About Being My Age

Science Is A Good Thing. News Reporters Are Good Things Too. But It's Never A Good Idea To Put Them In The Same Room.

No Matter How Smart You Are, You Spend Much Of Your Day Being An Idiot.

Why Aren't You Signed Up For The 401k? I'd Never Be Able To Run That Far.

Your Best Work Involves Timing. If Someone Wrote The Best Hip Hop Song Of All Time In The Middle Ages, He Had Bad Timing.

We're A Planet Of Nearly Six Billion Ninnies Living In A Civilization That Was Designed By A Few Thousand Amazingly Smart Deviants.