The Air Is Like A Draught Of

It's No Good Pacing Up And Down. It Won't Make The Plane Arrive Any Faster. Just Sit Down And Accept That We're Delayed. You're Just Making A Fool Of Yourself.

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.

Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.

I Can't Sing, But I Know How To, Which Is Quite Different.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.