That's What Fame Does To You. You

Some People Think I Am Gay, Which I Think Is Awesome.

I'm Thrilled Of The Acceptance I Get Abroad. The People Are So Hearty, Warm And Grateful And I Feel Privileged Having Seen So Many Countries And Some Of The Greatest Monuments.

Those Things [t Hydraulic Penises And Prosthetic Butts And All That] Can Be What's Genuinely Shocking About The Movie [swiss Army Man] Because People Wouldn't Expect To Be Moved By Any Of It.

I Get Constantly Mistaken For Elijah Wood.

People Tell Me I Look Mournful. They Say, "cheer Up, Dan, It's Not That Bad!" Sometimes, I Just Look Into Space, Which Freaks People Out. If I Was Ever Required To Do Anything Other Than Look Haunted, I Could. I'm A Happy Person.