That's Al Qaeda's New Plan: To Destroy

It's Good That People Don't Like You. That's Good. It Means That You Are Doing Something Interesting.

I Hate When Men Think That Money Is Gonna Buy You Happiness... I Mean, It Helps.

My Theory About Taylor Swift Is That She's A Virgin, That Everyone Breaks Up With Her Because They Date Her For Two Weeks And She's Like, 'i'm Not Gonna Do It'.

I Want To Start Saying Bad Words All The Time!

Every Time John Travolta Assaults A Masseur, A Scientologist Gets Their Wings.