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I Like Money. It's Fun To Fold And Stack And Smell And Look At. It's Just Plain Fun To Count Money, And I Often Do It In A Loud Falsetto While Wearing Nothing But A Captain's Hat And A Coin Changer.

Some People Like M&ms Plain, And Some People Like Them With Nuts.

Is Global Warming New? I Don't Know. When I Was Young I Remember The Sun Being Hot.

Parenting Is The Easiest Job To Get - You Just Have To Screw Up Once And It's Yours.

Trends Don't Mean Anything To Me. If I Like Something, I'll Do It. If I Don't, I Won't Do It, And I Wouldn't Care If Everybody In The Country Mocked Me.