Tell Me What You Need, And I'll

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.

Stress Is Your Body's Way Of Saying You Haven't Worked Enough Unpaid Overtime.

I Keep Hearing The Argument That Some Things Are Constitutional While Other Things Are Not. The Idea Is That We Should Be In Favor Of All The Things That Were Decided Over 200 Years Ago By A Bunch Of Slave-owning Cross-dressers Who Pooped In Holes.

Failure Is Where Success Likes To Hide In Plain Sight.