Technology: No Place For Wimps!

For Five Hundred Dollars, I'll Name A Subatomic Particle After You. Some Of My Satisfied Customers Include Arthur C. Quark And George Meson.

Dilbert: You Joined The "flat Earth Society?" Dogbert: I Believe The Earth Must Be Flat. There Is No Good Evidence To Support The So-called "round Earth Theory." Dilbert: I Think Christopher Columbus Would Disagree. Dogbert: How Convenient That Your Best Witness Is Dead.

Dogbert: Scientists Have Discovered The Gene That Makes Some People Love Golf. Dilbert: How Can They Tell It's The Golf Gene? Dogbert: It's Plaid And It Lies.

We Expect Others To Act Rationally Even Though We Are Irrational.

One Of The Great Things About Being Ignorant Is That I Often Think My Ideas Are Original. It's A Wonderful Feeling. That's Why I Try To Avoid Any Knowledge That Would Spoil The Sensation. Sometimes It Isn't Easy. People Keep Hurling Knowledge At Me, And I Can't Always Duck.