Stupidity Is No Excuse Of Not Thinking.

Thoughts, Like Fleas, Jump From Man To Man. But They Don't Bite Everybody.

Believers Believe In Resurrection, Atheists Only In Comebacks.

All Is In The Hands Of Man. Therefore Wash Them Often.

Puritans Should Wear Fig Leaves On Their Eyes.

I Don't Agree With Mathematics; The Sum Total Of Zeros Is A Frightening Figure.