Strictly Speaking, The Land Does Not Exist;

Malta Is The Only Country In The World Where The Local Delicacy Is The Bread.

To Have A Grievance Is To Have A Purpose In Life.

Enjoy Your Life Today Because Yesterday Had Gone And Tomorrow May Never Come

The Word "souvenir" Has, Of Course, Slightly Extended Itself In Meaning Until It Now Denotes Almost Anything Either Breakable Or Useless; But Even Today, Ninety Per Cent Of The Items Covered By The Word Are Forgettable Objects In Which Cigarettes Can Be Left To Go Stale.

Democracy Consists Of Choosing Your Dictators, After They've Told You What You Think It Is You Want To Hear.