Sonny Von Bulow, Who Said To Her

When People Ask Me If Dean Martin Drank, Let Me Put It This Way. If Dracula Bit Dean In The Neck, He'd Get A Bloody Mary.

Venus De Milo's Mother, Who Once Said To Venus, You Never Call Me. Can't You Pick Up A Phone? Never Got A Dinner!

Saint Christopher, Who Said, Where Can I Get A Frank Sinatra Medal? Never Got A Dinner!

Dolly Parton, Who Said To Her Doctor, Are You Sure It's A Chest Cold? Never Got A Dinner!

Goliath's Mother, Who Said To Goliath, Stop Running Around With David! You're Always Coming Home Stoned! Never Got A Dinner!