Sleep: A Poor Substitute For Caffeine!

I Don't See That Many Plays, And For Me, Musicals Are Rarely Pleasing.

I Spend Most Of My Time Thinking About Things Like Laundry And Buying Stationery Supplies.

Even With My Wife, I Find Sharing Soup Is Hard.

I Think I'm Trying To Write Truthfully About Life, And Naturalism, Or The Way People Normally Talk In Movies, Is A Convention. It's Not The Way People Talk In Life At All.

I Was Clever Enough To Know That John Donne Was Offering Something That Was Awfully Enjoyable. I Just Wasn't Clever Enough To Actually Enjoy It.