Skinny Foodie, Get Away From Me.

People Talk About Mumblecore But I Prefer Bumblecore, Hyper-realistic Bee Movies About How Bees Really Are.

I Cringe A Lot When I Look At My Early Talk-show Experiences.

I Have A Great Job Writing For “the Office,” But, Really, All Television Writers Do Is Dream Of One Day Writing Movies. I’ll Put It This Way: At The Oscars The Most Famous Person In The Room Is, Like, Angelina Jolie. At The Emmys The Huge Exciting Celebrity Is Bethenny Frankel. You Get What I Mean.

I Am The Kind Of Person That Is Drawn To Colors Against My Will.

Why Is Everyone Trying To Tell Me That When You Get Older It Gets Better?