She'd Tried Her Hand At Most Things,

She's A Pot-of-tea-before-i-say-boo-to-you Woman. There's Always A Pile Of Warm Teabags In The Sink When I Come Down, Like What A Horse Would Leave Behind.

Good Ideas Are Often Murdered By Better Ones.

The Irish Are The Niggers Of Europe, Lads.

When You Grow Up On An Island, What Matters Is How You Stand To The Sea.

Most Working Days I Can Be At My Desk For Nine Hours A Day.