Sex, Drugs And Rock 'n' Roll Is

I'm Eighteen, And I Don't Know What I Want.

Please Clean Your Plate Dear, The Lord Above Can See Ya. Don't You Know People Are Starving In Korea.

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

If You Get Earaches, I'd Turn My Volume Down A Notch Or Two For You. Cause I Will Do Anything For You.

Give Me Lace And Whiskey, Mama's Own Remedy.