Screw Guilt -- I Could Have Sex

I Don't Know Anything About Computers.

If In 1989 I Said, 'i Have An Idea: Bottle Water And Sell It. And Charge More Than A Beer,' They Would Have Chased Me Around With A Giant Butterfly Net. The Same With Paying To Watch A Television Station.

Don’t Do Your Best, Do My Best.

No One Is Depressed When They're Being Chased By A Bear.

Speaking Of Sleeping Bags, Has Anything Ever Had A Less Creative Name?