Remember When You Had Your Face Lifted...

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

I Like To Do Things For My Wife On Valentine's Day. I Open The Door For Her When She Puts Laundry In The Washing Machine.

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

It Was A Tough School. The Kids On The Debating Team Took Steroids!

I Bought My Mother-in-law A Beautiful Chair For Christmas, But She Won't Let Me Plug It In.