Remember Kids, I Have Life Insurance.

Being A Geek Is All About Learning The Inventories Of Things.

I Have Concluded Through Careful Empirical Analysis And Much Thought That Somebody Is Looking Out For Me, Keeping Track Of What I Think About Things, Forgiving Me When I Do Less Than I Ought. Giving Me Strength To Shoot For More Than I Think I’m Capable Of. I Believe They Know Everything That I Do And Think, And They Still Love Me, And I’ve Concluded, After Careful Consideration, That This Person Keeping Score Is Me.

Stand Back! I Gotta Get Some Rocket Fuel Out Of The Fridge!

After All Those Years Of Doing Remote Detonations, Where We Just Push A Button And Something Explodes, To Actually See A Nice Big Fat Line Of Black Smoke Heading Toward Something That Will Blow Up Is Very Satisfying.

I Believe That Inside Every Tool Is A Hammer.