Religion Isn't The Cause Of Wars, It's

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If You Even Think About Asking Harry Potter For An Autograph, Your Day Ends Right Now.

I Got Oedipus Off The Incest Charge--technicality, Of Course--he Didn't Know It Was His Mother At The Time.

Ordinary Adults Don't Like Children To Speak Of Things That Are Denied Them By Their Own Gray Minds.

Agents And Publishers Only Want One Thing - Good Writing.