Rather Be Dead Than Cool.

I Sing And Play The Guitar, And I'm A Walking, Talking Bacterial Infection.

I Wasn’t Thriving Socially, So I Stayed In My Room And Played Guitar All The Time, At The Time, I Thought I Was Inventing A New Sound That Would Change The Whole Outlook Of Music. I’ve Discovered In The Last Few Years That It Was Just The Seattle Sub Pop Sound.

If You Guys Throw One More Shoe Or One More Coin, I'm Just Going To Leave My Guitar Next To My Amp And There's Going To Be Massive Feed Back For An Hour.

None Of You Will Ever Know What I Am Thinking.

All I Want...is Mac And Cheese