Pride Gets Into The Coach, And Shame

I Wake Up Every Morning At Nine And Grab For The Morning Paper. Then I Look At The Obituary Page. If My Name Is Not On It, I Get Up.

While We May Not Be Able To Control All That Happens To Us, We Can Control What Happens Inside Us.

Let Every Fart Count As A Peal Of Thunder For Liberty. Let Every Fart Remind The Nation Of How Much It Has Let Pass Out Of Its Control. It Is A Small Gesture, But One That Can Be Very Effective - Especially In A Large Crowd. So Fart, And If You Must, Fart Often. But Always Fart Without Apology. Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty - And Fart Proudly.

Doing Your Best Means Never Stop Trying.

How Many Observe Christ's Birthday! How Few, His Precepts!