Power Makes Gods. Virtue Makes Martyrs.

Only Death Goes Deeper Than Sex.

Your Vanity And My Vanity Will Never Be Friends.

Position Yourself Well Enough, And Circumstances Will Do The Rest.

Babies And The Old Are Permitted Self-absorption. In Between, It Provokes Resentment.

At The Dinner Table, If You Can't Think Of Anything To Say, Sit Quietly. Don't Throw Rolls, Or Chew On Your Napkin.