Piety Is The Tinfoil Of Pretense.

To Know The Great Men Dead Is Compensation For Having To Live With The Mediocre.

An Imitator Is A Man Who Succeeds In Being An Imitation.

Don't Lose Faith In Humanity; Think Of All The People In The United States Who Have Never Played You A Single Nasty Trick.

Our Admiration Is So Given To Dead Martyrs That We Have Little Time For Living Heroes.

The Trouble With Many Married People Is That They Are Trying To Get More Out Of Marriage Than There Is In It.