People Tell Me There Are A Lot

If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

Obama Is Running Again For Spite.

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.

The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is Love Women.