Originally, I Wanted To Call The Band

The Last Time I Talked To Axl Was In 1996. That Was The Last Time We Exchanged Any Sort Of Words. There Was A Rumor That I Talked To Him A While Back [and Asked To Rejoin The Band]. I Did Go To His House One Night, And I Talked To His Assistant About Something That Had To Do With This Lawsuit That We Were Involved In. But It Got Turned Into Something Else. He Went Out And Made A Press Release That Said I Actually Spoke To Him, Which Was All Bullshit. I Was Really Shocked.

Directing Is Like Guitar Playing. That's A Unique Mind-set And Talent, Unto Itself. I Like The Idea Of Putting Everything Together To Make A Great Movie.

The Only Difference Is That, In The Last 10 Years, The Public Has Been So Affected By Reality Tv And The Internet. They Really Dwell On Entertainers' Misgivings.

An Anagram Of Axl Rose Is Oral Sex. Why Do I Know? Because When I'm Not Playing Music I Love Solving Erotic Jumbles.

That's A Wonderful Side Effect Of Leather Pants: When You Pee Yourself In Them, They're More Forgiving Than Jeans.