Only Poor People Go To Jail.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

He'll Never Be Jordan. This Clearly Takes Him Out Of The Conversation. He Can Win As Much As He Wants To.

I Just Thank God For Dennis [rodman], Cause He Makes Me Look Like A Saint.

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.

You Know What I Always Say About Basketball Whenever Anybody Tried To Tell Me The Knicks Are Gonna Be Good: They're Old. Old People Don't Get Healthy. They Die.