One Man's Folly Is Another Man's Wife.

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.

When You See What Some Women Marry, You Realize How They Must Hate To Work For A Living.

When A Girl Marries She Exchanges The Attentions Of Many Men For The Inattention Of One.

Why Does A Man Take It For Granted That A Girl Who Flirts With Him Wants Him To Kiss Her - When, Nine Times Out Of Ten, She Only Wants Him To Want To Kiss Her?

What A Man Calls His 'conscience' Is Merely The Mental Action That Follows A Sentimental Reaction After Too Much Wine Or Love.