Once I Was Doing A Sponsored Walk.

I Was In Love With The Idea Of Being In Love With A Woman Way Before I Was Actually In Love With One.

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

My Father Always Used To Say, "what Doesn't Kill You, Makes You Stronger," - 'til The Accident.

My Favourite Road Sign Is 'falling Rocks'. What Exactly Am I Supposed To Do With That Information? They May As Well Have A Sign Saying "random Accidents Ahead", "life's A Lottery, Be Lucky."

I May Be Middle Class, But I'm Hard. 'al Dente', You Could Say.