Once A Man Is United To God,

This Wasn't A Garden,' Said Susan Presently. 'it Was A Castle.

How Incessant And Great Are The Ills With Which A Prolonged Old Age Is Replete.

A Catholic Priest, A Jewish Rabbi, And A Muslim Mullah All Walk Into A Bar, And The Bartender Says: - What Is This, A Joke? - ?hurch Is The Only Organization That Exists Primarily For The Benefit Of Non-members.

History Is A Story Written By The Finger Of God.

It Is, Of Course, Quite True That God Will Not Love You Any Less, Or Have Less Use For You, If You Happen To Have Been Born With A Very Second-rate Brain.