Of Course In Show Business There Are

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

I'm The Type Of Guy Where One Thing Leads To Another And Eventually It Gets Awful. If I Put A $5 Bet On A Roulette Table Tonight At 10 O'clock, By Tomorrow At Noon I Would Be Running Guns To Cuba.

A-rod Wants To Be Like Babe Ruth. And People Don't Realize This, He's A Lot Like Babe Ruth. Before The Playoffs A Couple Of Years Ago, A-rod Went To The Hospital And Promised A Dying Kid He'd Ground Out To Second For Him.