Nowadays It's Not Who Wears The Pants

Some People Worry Because They Are In Debt; Others, Because They Can't Even Get In.

Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes A Pretty Teacher Is A Great Experience.

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

Most New Books Are Forgotten Within A Year, Especially By Those Who Borrow Them.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.