Now I Shall Go To Sleep. Goodnight.

Good But Rarely Came From Good Advice.

O Ye! Who Teach The Ingenious Youth Of Nations, Holland, France, England, Germany Or Spain, I Pray Ye Flog Them Upon All Occasions, It Mends Their Morals, Never Mind The Pain.

Till Taught By Pain, Men Know Not Water's Worth.

It Is True From Early Habit, One Must Make Love Mechanically As One Swims; I Was Once Very Fond Of Both, But Now As I Never Swim Unless I Tumble Into The Water, I Don't Make Love Till Almost Obliged.

A Schoolboy's Tale, The Wonder Of An Hour!