Nothing In Fine Print Is Ever Good

I've Learned... That Sometimes All A Person Needs Is A Hand To Hold And A Heart To Understand.

Flying Is Always An Unpleasant Experience. You Wait An Hour For Every Ten Minutes You Actually Spend Getting Anywhere.

You Really Can't Blame The Military For Wanting To Go To War [in Iraq]. They've Got All These New Toys And They Want To Know Whether They Work Or Not.

Creativity Is A By-product Of Hard Work. If I Never Have Another Really New Idea, It Won't Matter.

American Closets Are Filled With Once-worn Clothes That Got A Bad Review From A Friend On Their First Appearance.