Nobody Is More Truthful When He's Acting

I Was A Film-directing Major At Nyu. I'm Still Not Sure Why I Became A Directing Major, When I Was Really An Actor And A Comedian, But There Was Something That Drew Me To Doing That.

Two Thousand Years Ago Jesus Is Crucified, Three Days Later He Walks Out Of A Cave And They Celebrate With Chocolate Bunnies And Marshmallow Peeps And Beautifully Decorated Eggs. I Guess These Were Things Jesus Loved As A Child.

I'm Married - I've Caught My Limit.

Women Need A Reason To Have Sex, Men Just Need A Place.

The Inspiration Was This Great Group Of 40 Or 50 Relatives, Sometimes For Thanksgiving Or Passover Or Something And My Brothers Would Just Go Up And Make Them Laugh.