No Man Ever Quite Believes In Any

The Most Costly Of All Follies Is To Believe Passionately In The Palpably Not True. It Is The Chief Occupation Of Mankind.

Government Is Actually The Worst Failure Of Civilized Man.

Writing Books Is Certainly A Most Unpleasant Occupation. It Is Lonesome, Unsanitary, And Maddening. Many Authors Go Crazy.

Poetry Is A Comforting Piece Of Fiction Set To More Or Less Lascivious Music.

I Hate All Sports As Rabidly As A Person Who Likes Sports Hates Common Sense.