Never Trust People Who've Only Got One

My Definition Of An Intellectual Is Someone Who Can Listen To The William Tell Overture Without Thinking Of The Lone Ranger.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

I'm A Huge Film Star... But You Have To Hurry To The Movies, Because I Usually Die In The First 15 F--ing Minutes. I'm The Only Guy I Know Who Died In A F--ing Muppet Movie.

I've Always Wanted To Go To Switzerland To See What The Army Does With Those Wee Red Knives.

I Think My Securities Far Outweigh My Insecurities. I Am Not Nearly As Afraid Of Myself And My Imagination As I Used To Be.