Never Run Into Debt, Not If You

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

I've Never Known An Auctioneer To Lie Unless It Was Absolutely Necessary.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.

It Is A Great Art To Be Superior To Others Without Letting Them Know It.

It Is Easy To Assume A Habit; But When You Try To Cast It Off, It Will Take Skin And All.